Muffin Top

Gag

I made myself a yummy cup of coffee this afternoon in honor of (not) being housekeeper of the year.

I just sat down at the kitchen table & took a nice swig from the mug in front of me - which, it turns out, was NOT my delightfully fresh coffee, but in fact Matt's leftover, cold, fermenting coffee from this morning. <dry heave>

Probably time to clean the kitchen.

The fun continues.

Wow, let me tell you, 31 just keeps getting better.

I put my shirt on backwards this morning.

Did I mention that I didn't notice that my shirt was on backwards until I was sitting in the middle of Starbucks?

Definitely getting sharper in my old age.

Because it's what Jesus would do.

Yes, I gave up Facebook for Lent.

But it's good for me. Seriously, what a time-sucker. Five minutes here, forty-five minutes there... really, what is it with my compulsion to know everyone's latest "status?" The last few days have involved a bit of withdrawal - I must say, I do feel a bit disconnected from my 500 closest friends.

However, it's also been quite freeing. I've found that I can, indeed, make it through my day without being updated on the current status of everyone I know. And everyone I only kind of know. And everyone I don't actually know at all.

I think I'm going to make it.

Hello 2010

Let's see if I can get back on track with blogging by just writing something... ANYTHING!

I will say that the first Monday of 2010 is going well so far (although as I type that I feel like I'm the girl in the scary movie that's walking along like things are just peachy while everyone watching her is screaming "Look out!! You're about to get your head lopped off!!").

It is currently 8:00 am and I have successfully consumed one cup of coffee, spent some much-needed time reading my Bible & praying, worked out for 20 minutes with Jillian Michaels (shredding at Level ONE - hello, kick my butt), and confirmed that my fantasy football team (Team Baby Momma - woot!) has indeed WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!

I think I can just check out for the rest of 2010 at this point.

Must. Look. Away.

Just saw this posted on Facebook and have been unable to tear myself away for the past twenty minutes.

What is this compelling phenomenon, you ask?

peopleofwalmart.com

I dare you to finish the first page and not keep clicking "next" at least a dozen times.  Impossible.